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Teacher: "What creature has the biggest appetite?" Peter: "My computer. It takes millions of bytes and never gets full." Teacher: "Gregory, do you thirst after knowledge?" Gregory: "No, I thirst after salted peanuts." Julia: "My cat can talk." Nicholas: "No, she can't." Julia: "Yes, she can. I asked her what two minus two was, and she said nothing." Margaret: "I've been swimming since I was five years old." Neil: "You must be tired!" Sally: "Don't be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: 'A barking dog never bites." Sean: "You know it and I know it, but does your dog know it." Isabelle: "Would you like to join me in a cup of tea.?" Natalie: "Yes, but I don't think there's room for both of us." Kevin: "Do you have any dogs going cheap?" Pet store owner: "No, sir. All of our dogs go 'Woof'." Timmy: "Are there holes in your socks?" Carolyn: "No." Timmy: "Then how did you get them on your feet?" Mom: "Ryan! There were two pieces of cake in the pantry last night. Now there is only one. Can you explain that?" Ryan: "It was dark in the pantry, Mom. I didn't see the other piece."v Lauren: "There's a bug in my macaroni!" Mom: "Don't worry. It won't survive long in that stuff." Chris: "Does your dog Ginger bite?" Meggy: "No. Ginger snaps." Kenny: "What's white, steep, and has ears?" Christopher: "I don't know." Kenny: "A snow covered mountain." Christopher: "What about the ears?" Kenny: "Haven't you ever heard of mountaineers?" |
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